Zoe Archer's (sometime) blog

scarygodmother asked: Came for the intelligent smut, stayed for the waistcoat porn.

Heh, seems you’re not the only one who likes my filth.

Gawker! gawker.com/5934199…

youtube.com/watch?v…

Thank you! Dear god, how I hate NBC.

STFUConservatives reblogged a list of supportive tweets from other :cough:comedians:cough:.

Thanks! I also found it on HuffPo.

God, I hate people

If you are so inclined, you can use a web proxy or VPN that lets you spoof a UK IP address so the BBC iPlayer will work.

How does such magic work?

Your gigantic hot-dudes-in-period-clothing folder more than compensates for the lack of GIFs.

Thanks!  I’ll keep ‘em coming (heh).

Add Tom Hardy and I’m sold.

Done!

are these YOUR bbc boyfriends?

I’m just trying to create as broad a spectrum as possible for all interested parties.  Feel free to make additions.

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Oh I’d be first

Your place in line has been reserved.

But Zoe my local theatre doesn’t sell smelling salts at the concession stand, whatever shall a delicate flower like myself do?

All well-prepared ladies carry their own sal volatile as well as a Macintosh square.

I cannot wait for a dissipated wicked RP-J lookalike hero.

I totally love Leo. Social-climbing, dissipated RP-J FTW!

OMG. Reason #5billion that I love you.

You have 5 billion? Wow, even my mom only goes up to 4 billion. ;)

You have such a terrible job. :P

Right? Pity me, people!

crabby-cakes:

scarygodmother:

nicorosso replied to your post: zoearcher replied to your post: zoearcher replied…

If Zoë really loved me, she’d give me a chocolate diamond. And if I loved her, I’d take time off from golfing/business suiting/smugly shaving to devise a way to have one of the cats present her with a diamond tennis bracelet.

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A SUIT AND AN INTERVIEW WITH STERLING COOPER. I can see the commercial now! Although, what self-respecting cat is going to give up diamonds? Might be a problem there.

That asshole. If he really loved Zoe, he’d give her a music box that plays the Lexus “December to Remember Sales Event” theme and there’d be a Lexus with a red bow outside. Diamonds are soooo last year.

As a matter of fact, I tweeted about that bizarre Pavlovian response earlier today. Suddenly everyone knows that creepy little tune? And immediately we are compelled to run outside to look for our car with a giant bow. GIVE ME MY LEXUS DAMMIT I HEARD THE SONG.

(via crabby-cakess)

BUT YOU WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. And if you could work in paranormal elements that would be cool too.

I would! And that’s why it would never be made.