True story: I met Lucy Lawless a few years ago at a party and we talked about dildoes in the ancient world. She was, and still is, a badass. 
Also gorgeous and tall. I felt like a little gnome that had crawled out from under a log to give her a bookmark.

True story: I met Lucy Lawless a few years ago at a party and we talked about dildoes in the ancient world. She was, and still is, a badass.

Also gorgeous and tall. I felt like a little gnome that had crawled out from under a log to give her a bookmark.

(Source: beanips, via fyeahswords)