Regarding this piece of shit article (If Maeve Binchy had been a mother … Does a female novelist need to have experienced motherhood to truly understand human emotions?)
They are absolutely right. I have no children, so I don’t experience actual human emotions at all. Never have. I mean, I got upgraded to a [WORTHLESSLIFE v88.790] chip last week, as well as [USELESSWOMAN v.1.6938765], but I’m suffering from a FATAL SYSTEM FAILURE CANNOT WRITE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A PERSON :( REBOOT Y/N? error every time I try to open my manuscript lately.
Perhaps if I splurge for a [FUCKYOU v.666] upgrade, somehow I’ll be able to have my sad, childless writings published again someday.
Wow, I just realized that I am a robot. I feel nothing. Thanks, empty womb, for rendering me unable to experience or understand emotion!