scarygodmother said:

In which Zoe makes me wish she would write romcoms in addition to books.

Heh. Um, no. But thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts including:

  • unspoken privilege, especially in the form of the heroine’s parents and their gourmet kitchen
  • montages and music cues in lieu of characterization or earned emotion
  • the “wrong guy” who seems perfect in every way, but isn’t
  • easily resolved mix-ups in communication which perpetuate a thin conflict
  • pratfalls
  • unsatisfying career ambition
  • women discovering the joys of raising someone else’s children
  • an adorable, sexy manchild who makes for a viable and satisfying romantic partner
  • well-meaning friends whose opinions send the female protagonist in the wrong direction because she has no actual opinions of her own (as suggested by Nico Rosso