June 2011
Just looked in the mirror and discovered I have  bright red, slightly swollen nose. WTF? Am I evolving into a Proboscis Monkey?
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May 2011
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Do you wonder why I call Nico Rosso a genius?  Because he just dipped pretzel thins into chocolate chip cookie batter.  That’s why.
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I’m telling you, if the lower-case b-boys win #ABDC, then #MTV and I are done, professionally. Vote for #IaMmE! http://tinyurl.com/3b4vz8n
May 27th
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How effing bomb is this She-Ra t-shirt?
May 27th
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Less than a week left to bid on a critique and... →
There is less than a week left to place a bid on a first-chapter critique by me, as well as a follow-up lunch during the Romance Writers of America National Conference in NYC (June 28-July 1).  If you won’t be in NYC during that time, we can schedule a phone call, too.  All proceeds benefit diabetes research, and you can find many more awesome things to bid on here. Richard Armitage says:...
May 27th
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Today’s Zoë Gets Crap Done is brought to you by Zoë Finishing the 1st Draft yesterday.
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: I am reading your Blades of Rose series and loving every single minute of it. I love the way you write the women in your books. I really appreciate that you write about the various cultures, the mythologies and symbols so respectfully. And the sex scenes - sinfully delicious. I may have learnt a thing or two just reading them. I keep thinking about which actors would play all the major characters,...
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First draft: DONE
Paul Bettany might not look happy, but trust me, he is. As am I.
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squee-gee replied to your photo: Oh, Norrington, you chose the wrong girl… i loved norrington. i really wish he hadn’t died. This is why I’m a writer. I see a glaring problem in someone else’s narrative, and I fix it! In my world, Norrington lives and finds a brazen, caramel-skinned lady pirate of his own, and they sail away together, having swordfights that culminate in hot, sweaty...
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Question for Latin speakers
If you were saying “Stop!” as in, “Hey, you, stop doing that!” how might you say it? 
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The sexy costume Richard Armitage costume tests for The Hobbit. You’re welcome.
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Anyone have suggestions regarding food and cooking when car camping? I’m a camping noob, and I don’t want to give me or my husband food poisoning (fun as that sounds).
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Get your vote out! →
The Battle of the Paranormal Romance Authors is EPIC. And your votes are needed!  The poll is in the right-hand column when you click on the link. Voting is cool, yo.
May 20th
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Vote like a stoat! →
Paranormal romance smackdown! There can be only one!
May 18th
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Cute dress “runs large at bust.” Sadly, I don’t. Bye, dress.
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