Just looked in the mirror and discovered I have bright red, slightly swollen nose. WTF? Am I evolving into a Proboscis Monkey?
Do you wonder why I call Nico Rosso a genius? Because he just dipped pretzel thins into chocolate chip cookie batter. That’s why.
I’m telling you, if the lower-case b-boys win #ABDC, then #MTV and I are done, professionally. Vote for #IaMmE! http://tinyurl.com/3b4vz8n
How effing bomb is this She-Ra t-shirt?
Less than a week left to bid on a critique and... →
There is less than a week left to place a bid on a first-chapter critique by me, as well as a follow-up lunch during the Romance Writers of America National Conference in NYC (June 28-July 1). If you won’t be in NYC during that time, we can schedule a phone call, too. All proceeds benefit diabetes research, and you can find many more awesome things to bid on here. Richard Armitage says:...
Today’s Zoë Gets Crap Done is brought to you by Zoë Finishing the 1st Draft yesterday.
Anonymous asked: I am reading your Blades of Rose series and loving every single minute of it. I love the way you write the women in your books. I really appreciate that you write about the various cultures, the mythologies and symbols so respectfully. And the sex scenes - sinfully delicious. I may have learnt a thing or two just reading them. I keep thinking about which actors would play all the major characters,...
First draft: DONE
Paul Bettany might not look happy, but trust me, he is. As am I.
squee-gee replied to your photo: Oh, Norrington, you chose the wrong girl… i loved norrington. i really wish he hadn’t died. This is why I’m a writer. I see a glaring problem in someone else’s narrative, and I fix it! In my world, Norrington lives and finds a brazen, caramel-skinned lady pirate of his own, and they sail away together, having swordfights that culminate in hot, sweaty...
Question for Latin speakers
If you were saying “Stop!” as in, “Hey, you, stop doing that!” how might you say it?
The sexy costume Richard Armitage costume tests for The Hobbit. You’re welcome.
Anyone have suggestions regarding food and cooking when car camping? I’m a camping noob, and I don’t want to give me or my husband food poisoning (fun as that sounds).
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The Battle of the Paranormal Romance Authors is EPIC. And your votes are needed! The poll is in the right-hand column when you click on the link. Voting is cool, yo.
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Paranormal romance smackdown! There can be only one!
Cute dress “runs large at bust.” Sadly, I don’t. Bye, dress.